I like eggs. A lot. I'll eat them pretty much any way you can prepare them.
I eat a lot of eggs, too. They're cheap and easy to prepare. They really fit into my poor-ass lifestyle.
Sometimes when I'm frying eggs, they make funny noises. I don't know if there's air trapped underneath them, or what, but it's a little weird. Sometimes there's a weird whistling sound, other times it's just a poofing sound.
Today, I was frying up a couple of eggs and I heard a whistling sound. Then another. Pretty soon there was a whole lot of whistling happening.
It sounded like birds chirping.
Suddenly, my eggs didn't look quite so appetizing.