I'm getting pretty old. My mind is starting to go.

My brain kind of works like a hungover 21 year-old. It will remember a spark of something or someone will remind me and suddenly the whole memory will come rushing back. "Oh yeah! I did that! Oh no! I totally did that!"

So Heart, Aunt Bee is basically a place for me to have a record of all these memories. They're kind of stupid and full of inside jokes. Lots of them are pretty lame. But they're my memories and they're special to me. I've gotta store the cheese somewhere!

I like the color red, oranges and exclamation points.

I recently moved to Arizona from Kansas and I hate to say it, but they were right about the dry heat.