It is hot. So incredibly, ridiculously, out-of-control hot.
I can't take it!
"Well, whaddya gonna do?" you may ask.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna jump!
Today is World Jump Day.
The theory behind it is that if so many people jump at the exact same time, we can knock the earth off it's orbit. With any luck, that will stop global warming.
And hopefully that means it will be cooler around here.
I don't think it can get warmer, anyway.
I'll see you for a good jump at 11:39:13 GMT!