Not Short a Chuckle

"Do you ever get those farts where you can feel the bubbles coming through your pants?"

"HAHA! WHAT?!? Bubbles?"

"You know! Like there's so much you can feel it in your pants?"

"So like your pants actually fill up with air?"

"Yeah! Doesn't that happen to you?"

"I thought you meant every time you farted, you put your hand back there to feel for little bubbles. And no. Never."