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Tasia's Baby Shower

Today is Mothers' Day and I am the best person!

At work Friday, Tiffany asked me what I got for my momma.

"My presence is my present!"

"Oh I'm sure whe'll appreciate that."

"I got her a CD and some pants," I confessed. "You know . . . because nothing says 'I love you' like pants."

Tiffany laughed.

"I even got Tasia something. Because I'm awesome like that."

"Well, that was nice of you."

"I got her flip-flops. Because nothing says 'Thanks for bringing a poo-machine into the world' like flip-flops."

"You should work for Hallmark."