Today is Mothers' Day and I am the best person!
At work Friday, Tiffany asked me what I got for my momma. "My presence is my present!" "Oh I'm sure whe'll appreciate that." "I got her a CD and some pants," I confessed. "You know . . . because nothing says 'I love you' like pants." Tiffany laughed. "I even got Tasia something. Because I'm awesome like that." "Well, that was nice of you." "I got her flip-flops. Because nothing says 'Thanks for bringing a poo-machine into the world' like flip-flops." "You should work for Hallmark."
