Poop Week!

Marcus, in His Natural Habitat

So Marcus packed up and moved everyone to Lawrence a couple of months ago. His new pad has two--that's right--two bathrooms.

"So which bathroom do you poop in?"

"Oh I just go in whichever one is closest."

"What if you're right in the middle of the two? Which would you go to?"

Yes. This is exactly the kind of conversation I have with my brother.

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