If your cottage cheese bucket tells you to use by a certain date, please follow those instructions.
I know. It may only be one day past that date. And you probably haven't even cracked the seal yet.
But please, learn from my mistakes. Don't think it's okay. Because it's not. And you will be gargling for ten minutes and fighting vomit.
Enjoy your Columbus Day!
ps--The video above doesn't have anything to do with cottage cheese or vomit. It does, however, show you just how annoying I was on Evan's birthday. By watching this, you will feel just a tiny bit of the agony I felt while gargling rancid cottage cheese out of my mouth.
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