That I Actually Do in Real Life

Outside My Window

"My body probably wouldn't go unidentified because I had to be fingerprinted to work for USPS."

"There was that one time I was arrested . . ."

"HAHA! Oh yeah! For giving booze to a minor?"

"Was I actually arrested?"

"Did they take you in?"

"Yeah. And then we went right back out to the bars."

Ah stupid stupid youth.

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