So I had a crazy voicemail this morning. I sent it to Google Voice but you'll have to fast forward to about 00:30 to hear it. You probably don't want to listen to it at work or around children. The transcript is below:

Good morning. I'm sorry to bother you. I know you're at work but I just had to tell you I saw a bear. B. E. A. R. A bear! It was in the field in the alfalfa field while I was driving between Hesston and Moundridge and I'm going back to look again. It was a BEAR! I'll talk to you later. Bye.