The Jaded Ones Will Wither

Six.

That's right, six. Six posts in May. How embarrassing.

I intended to write this post all about how June was going to be a different story. I was ready to promise a ton of long, interesting content.

But then I started out the month sick. So sick that I went to WalMart, but only because it was closest. So sick that I bought all this liquid because I'm afraid of dehydration.

So sick that I'm thinking about having a bidet delivered. My poor bum.