Last Friday, as I was driving to Clay Center, two birds swooped down in front of the Croc.
This happens all the time. The birds dive down and change course just in time to avoid being hit. I think it's like humans bungee jumping; they're just out to get their kicks in a near-death experience.
Except this time, it wasn't a near experience. I just happened to look in my rear-view mirror and saw the poor thing bouncing along. I couldn't believe it! I hadn't even felt any impact on my car! I hadn't even heard anything!
So now I'm wondering how many of those birds I thought I had missed had really been destroyed?
I feel like I'm driving an anti-bird tank!