I'm an ass.
I really am. I keep thinking "I need to call Tasha." I haven't talked to her in forever. She's moved into a new home and apparently gotten a cat since I last talked to her.
I'm an ass.
Tasha sends me lots of jokes and little quizzes via email. She sent me this one today. Question #27 is "Who is least likely to respond?" Guess what Tasha answered.
That's right. Me. The ass.
So, even though she was probably right, she shamed me into responding.
So there, Tasha! I'll call you later. I promise. Sometime . . .
1. What is your occupation?
2. What color is your underwear?
Red, of course!
3. What are you listening to right now?
The Killers. Gotta learn the lyrics by August 13!
4. What was the last thing you ate?
A Bomb Pop.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Red, of course!
7. How is the weather right now?
Dark and surprisingly mild.
8. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
BJ. And Grandma if you count her yelling at me from across the room at BJ's phone.
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Only on Tuesdays when they fall on Feb 29. Of course, I do! I'm just bad at showing it!
10. How old are you today?
Ouch! Twenty . . . six. Ouch.
11. Favorite drink?
DrPepper and, at the bar, Black Russians!
12. Favorite sport to watch?
13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Just my Isaac Mizrahi sunglasses.
16. Favorite month?
Um. September 1998 was a good one.
17. Favorite food?
18. What was the last movie you watched?
In the theatre, The Longest Yard, at home, All About My Mother.
19. Favorite day of the year?
20. What do you do to vent anger?
Ram my head through walls.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My brother's Transformers.
23. Hugs or kisses?
I like the Hugs because there's two kinds of chocolate.
24. Cherry or Blueberry?
25. Do you want your friends to email you back?
Sure. If they don't expect me to respond:)
26. Who is most likely to respond?
Tasha, but she's the one who sent this.
27. Who is least likely to respond?
Everyone who reads this.
29. Last time you cried?
30. What is on the floor of your closet?
Oh geez. Everything.
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
32. What did you do last night?
Fell asleep when I got home from work. Woke up. Ate a popsicle and looked at pictures on Flickr. Went to bed.
33. Your favorite smell?
Lime Basil & Mandarin by Jo Malone.
34. What inspires you?
The voices in my head.
35. What are you afraid of?
Sometimes, when I'm driving at night, I'm afraid I will hit a deer and the antlers will come through the windshield and gouge me.
36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Man, that's spicy cheese!
37. Favorite car?
The Croc, of course!
38. Favorite dog breed?
Black Russian Terrier
39. Number of keys on your key ring?
40. How many years at your current job?
1 year 3 months
41. Favorite day of the week?
42. How many states have you lived in?
43. How many cities have you lived in?
By the way, Tash, I scored a 40, too!