"I got a check in the mail yesterday for $2,000-some dollars. Made out to me. I was running up and down the hallway, waving my hands just like those ninnies on 'The Price Is Right.' But it's not that simple."
The Mother of all Dilemmas
Hey, Mom and Dad, don't you have some sort of life insurance you'd like to cancel on me? I wouldn't mind a check hitting my mailbox!