Hey Old Man Got a Real Good Tip

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Originally uploaded by YourAuntBee.

I gotta know. Do you tip at Sonic?

Sometimes I do. But when I don't, I feel all guilty. I didn't tip a long time ago! Why do I feel like I have to, now?

I've been on a hamburger kick lately. No cheese, no onion, lotsa mustard!

So I've been eating a lot of Number Ones at Sonic.

My total the other day was $5.03. I gave the chick $20.03.

She took forever to count the change before she gave it to me. I felt like she was giving me time to think about it. "Are you sure you don't want to give me a tip?"

When she finally got around to giving me the money, she gave me a bunch of one dollar bills.

It's like going to a strip club and paying the cover charge with a twenty and getting all ones back. You're expected to do something with those one dollar bills!

I didn't tip her. And I still feel guilty.

I just don't know if I want to tip for fast food. I know that makes me sound harsh. But do you tip at McDonalds? Do you even think about it?

Sometimes, if the drive is really backed up, they'll ask you to park and then bring out the food when it's ready. Does anyone think to tip?

I think I'm just going to have to quit going to Sonic. It's wreaking havoc on my conscience!

Oh and don't ask how I know about the whole strip club thing . . .