I am so so very sorry. It appears I have spread my evil to others. It just radiates and envelopes people.
Tonight, I was hanging out at a friend's house and we ended up watching the news.
There was a story on yet another soldier killed in Iraq. This time, the soldier came from Kansas.
As we were watching the grieving mother talk about how brave her son was, I heard my friend say something.
"And you don't have teeth!"