Tonight I was talking with Marcus. We were discussing the upcoming arrival of The Boy.
As if I didn't already have enough birthdays to remember in March, my nephew is due March 8.
My brother's birthday is March 23. And apparently, he's come up with a genius plan.
"I've decided I'm going to tape her hole up so she can't have the baby until my birthday."
Tasia, mark this on your to do list: Teach The Boy the birds and the bees before Marcus does.