I'm on vacation for the next few days. So I'm at home for daytime television.
I was watching Days of Our Lives this afternoon when I heard Hope say to Bo "No woman wants to believe she's carrying the child of a murderer."
Pretty funny dialogue, right? It's like, the peak of awesome scripting!
But it gets better!
Kayla is dying of some disease. The daughter says to Patch "You're not going to let anything happen to her are you?"
And then . . .
Oh man I can barely type this it's so funny!
Patch points at his face and gets all serious.
"Look into my eye . . ."