Jacque bought Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest yesterday. When I showed up after work, I made her let me watch it.
I'm a relatively big fan of the Pirate movies. I heart pirates and I definitely heart Johnny Depp.
At some point during the film, Johnny did some brilliant thing as Captain Jack Sparrow and I said "That would totally be me. Because I would be the captain on our ship!"
"No way!" Jacque protested. "I would!"
"I would! Because I would whine until I got what I wanted! 'But I wanted to be the captain!'"
"If you were captain, we'd never get anywhere! 'Should we go to Austrailia or Africa? Hmm . . . Which one has the closest Target?'"