I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it's all about. You give the predictor some information and it lets you know how you're going to die.
I decide to give it a try because look at all these fantastic deaths that were listed!
Jayden: At age 27 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.After cancelling my trip to the Burmese jungles, I gave the predictor my information.
Laura: At age 34 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
Kathryn Daye: At age 65 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Stephanie: At age 75 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Casey: At age 48 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
It didn't give me great news.
At age 37 you will die lonely and alone.Man. Less than ten years left. I guess I better start living it up!