Huge and Horrible


So apparently, when I was little, I had a lot of poop.

Every time I'm with my mom's side of the family, they tell me all about how my poop would always overfill and spill out of my diaper.

I think part of the problem was that I waited too long to go. I would have some crazy big poop. Crazy big for anyone, but super insanely big for a little girl.

How big was it?

Big enough that once, my mom had to cut one up with a knife so it would flush.

Yes. My poop was so long and dense that it would not bend or break to flush on its own. So my mom got out a butter knife and sliced it up.

There's still marks in the toilet.

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