Fake It if You Feel Like Infection

This is the expression I expected.

Some of you think I am an ice cream fanatic. But seriously, I am nothing close to Raw. She is the original ice cream fiend.

She is also the only friend I have who is really into lip balm. For all the ten years I've known her, I've never seen her without some sort of vanilla lip glossy stuff.

Today, when I was doing my daily browsing, I came across Ben & Jerry's Lip Balm. It's like two of Raw's favorite things rolled into one!

I called her immediately. "ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR WORLD TO BE ROCKED?"

"What? Um . . . I think so?"

I told her about my amazing discovery and instead of the reaction I expected, she says "Oh yeah. I know. They have it at the Ben & Jerry's store."

I didn't take it well. I really wanted her to be excited.

"I'm sorry. Next time I'll fake it."

That's what she said!