Breathe Deeply from this Envelope

Dear Blonde LSU Cheerleader,

If you think you might have a close-up on a national broadcast, you might want to touch up those roots.

Congrats on the win!

Heart,
Aunt Bee

PS--I know. As I write this, you haven't officially won, but your team is up by fourteen in the fourth and you just recovered a big fumble. Oh and I hate The Ohio State University.