Lists: Day Twenty Eight

At Target

Things that have annoyed me over the last couple of weeks:

1. People who are still fastening their pants or buckling their belts after they've exited their bathroom stall.

2. People who talk about passion with completely monotone voices.

3. People who pull their clothes all the way to the ground when they use the restroom.

4. People who throw balls around all day and use noisemakers at work.
"I'm speaking with a client who now thinks I'm missing recess."

5. People who hang up mid-sentence.
"You're a useless f@%#in--"
What? What am I? Tell me that noun!!!

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