Do you remember Carpet Pooper? CP made for a pretty popular story last year.
Well, CP doesn't stop at carpets!
Carpet Pooper went on a trip awhile back. It was a quick, last-minute trip that required some late-night driving. CP drove to the destination and their traveling companion was going to drive back.
The trip up was uneventful. They had a good time and then it was time to turn around and go back home.
I received this text message at 1:30 in the morning as they were driving back:
I just had diarrhea so bad that it woke me out of a deep sleep. We had to pull over and I shit in someone's yard. I used socks for toilet paper."
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