Dear Texas Tech,
At this moment, you are one of my favorite teams on the planet.
Your offense is creative and aggressive. Your defense isn't too shabby. But most important, you just beat Texas.
Oh boy I hate Texas and I wasn't too happy when you let them score a touchdown to take the lead. I didn't think you could take it back in a mere one and a half minutes. And when you had only eight seconds left, I was yelling "Just kick the field goal!!!"
I underestimated you. Brilliant game!
But your fans. Wow. They aren't the brightest, huh? Maybe you can explain the rules to them?
Congrats on the big win!