But I'm Not Sleeping, And You're Not Here


Dear Bankers,
Please remember this, you called me for help. So when I tell you what you should do or what you did was wrong, please don't get angry. I don't like to hear I'm wrong, either, but I've learned to deal with it.

Dear Wichita Drivers,
It is a really good idea to use your turn signal before you brake. Even better, how about you actually use your turn signals?

Dear Jacque,
Make more coconut cream pie.

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