One Ring to Rule Them All

Normally, I don't enjoy my trips to WalMart. I may have mentioned this fact . . . And this story is more of the same, with a twist.

One of the reasons I hate going to WalMart is the kids. They all seem to be super slimy. And they're either crazy loud and hyper or slow and dazed. The last time I was at WalMart, there were barefoot kids in the bathroom!!!

So when I heard a screaming kid, I really didn't pay a lot of attention. But something told me to stop and have a closer looksee.

It looked like a normal power struggle. Mom needs to get stuff done so she sticks him in the cart seat. Kid has had enough of the seat and wants out! Seems like a normal situation. But then I noticed what the kid was screaming.

"SMEEEAAAGOOOOOL! SMEAGOL! SMEEEEEEAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!"