Jill is a lot like me in some ways.
I've mentioned before that I have a tendency to exaggerate. Apparently, Jill does, as well.
"The hugest bug ever just walked underneath my desk!" Jill was pretty freaked out.
Later she was even more crazed. "I HAVE A BITE ON MY ANKLE!!!"
"That bug was probably poisonous! You'll surely have a seizure soon!"
"That bug would have ripped my leg off! IT must have happened last night."
"Does it have white streaks? I think thats a sign of a spider bite."
"No. It's kinda hard to see, though. It's on the back of my ankle. After seeing that dinosaur-sized bug at my desk this morning, I'm concerned."
I tried to assure her she was fine, but ten minutes later, she was back with more bad news.
"There's a bite on my other ankle, too! It's bigger than the sun!"